The good things about white clubs for performing:

1. They are cool, white is the new black.
2. They look good under any form of lighting.
3. They are a neutral colour and can be used by any kind of stage
character.
4. Lots of other performers use white clubs so can be mixed easily.
5. There are no decorations to damage, look tatty or fall off.
6. To clean them you can first wash them, dry them, and then use
toothpaste for a very bright white finish. If you use toothpaste on any
other colour of club it makes them look paler rather than brighter.


The bad things about using white clubs for performing:

1. They look boring, orange is the new white.
2. They reflect coloured lights too much, leaving you with no control of
the final colour.
3. They look bland compared to a colourful costume or stage set.
4. Lots of other performers use white clubs. A unique colour or decoration
makes your act more memorable.
5. Colour or reflective decorations are a lot flashier.
6. Dirt shows up on them more than coloured clubs. Once they have picked
up grime and turned grey, white knobs are very, very hard to return to
bright white again.

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